Kilt und Kaviar

Peri Lomax's modelling career is on the skids and something drastic is needed before she ends up fronting an exhibition stand at Earls Court. It doesn't help that she's as shallow as a paddling pool and terminally self-obsessed.Then she gets a dream job as the face of the Millennium - but there's a catch. Forget stretching out in Armani beachwear in the Seychelles. Peri's got six days in the Scottish Highlands wearing rags and not a scrap of make-up. She's far from home and far from happy - the beauty of Nature is inferior to her own and she's surrounded by a bunch of pointless animals. But a big burly Scotsman called Douglas is about to instill some true values into Peri's hollow life...