Daddy Claus

THE CHRISTMAS CHARADEJoe: You could tell your grandfather the truth.Alicia: I can't. I only lied because he was so sick. He's from the old school--marriage is for a lifetime. If he finds out the truth, he'll worry and fuss and stew.Joe: What you need is a rent-a-husband.Alicia: You applying for the position?Joe: Six weeks pretending to be your husband? Tough work, but someone has to do it.Alicia: It's only while Grandpa is here for the holidays....Joe: You aren't serious?Alicia: It was your idea!